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MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM..

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MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM..

Postby WinA » Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:19 am

MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM..
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I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, looked at them
curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them.

The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely,

''Have you ever used a condom?
Do you know how to put it on?''
I blushed and said,"No!"

The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example.
"This is how you wear it. You have to make sure its tight!''
I was even more puzzled by this.
I was just an innnocent young man.
She noticed how shy and confused I was. "You must be a virgin," she
said teasingly.
"Have you ever had s_ex?"... She asked.. l said,
''No!"
Then she looked around the
shop;there was no one but just the 2 of us.
She called me behind the counter, opened
the door leading to the back rooms and invited
me in.

She quickly locked the door,told me to hurry up...
"We don't have time!"
She said.
She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,opened her legs and
layed her back on a table.
Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me.
I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right deep
inside her wet sweet flesh. ......
But Oh My God no, in just two minutes inside it was just too much
and I came, tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii
tsaaa ziii.!!
The lady feels it too, she feels the hot fluid inside her,and asks me,
''Did you put the condom on like I told you?"
"Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied.
She says, ''Lets see!"
(I showed her)
"Oh poo!" she screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your PENIS
not on your THUMB, you fool...!!!..
.
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That's how I became a dad

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Re: MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM..

Postby faniwaki » Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:06 pm

Laaaag
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Postby timmy » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:33 pm

hahaha...craziest thing a virgin can do indeed
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Postby cliffy » Sun Feb 19, 2017 1:23 am

pwaaaaaaa hel nooo
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Postby Leeyaanoo98 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:38 am

haaa, thats crazy eih...
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Postby natasha » Mon May 29, 2017 1:15 pm

lol...she shouldve been more specific thou! the guy is silly hey,are there guys like him?

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Postby LEFTURE » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:48 pm

Yeah yeah
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