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Joke Battles

Postby Kidsam » Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:31 am

Let see whos got better jokes than the others. Post a joke and let see If you can be the undefeated champion. Let the battle begin.

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Re: Joke Battles

Postby Calvin » Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:02 am

Conversation of a boy and a girl in whatsapp

Girl:hey handsome
Boy:ey Princess
Girl:how ar u doing today
Boy:ahm just fine thanks bae'b!
Boy:am watching a movie so we will talk its done
Girl:ok babe

The movie was done and boy went to whatsapp

Boy:its over...
Girl:ahaa I didnot love you....I was just using you lolll!
Boy:am talking about the movie..what ar u talking about
Girl:......!

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Postby Zwa » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:22 am

Daughter said to her father , "Dad, can my boyfriend stay over tonight?"
Father asked, "Can he f**k."
Daughter said , "Like a rabbit

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Postby nhlaxza » Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:48 pm

U knw de one abt de dog who walked into a bar kwaaaaaaaaa
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Re: Joke Battles

Postby Ken » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:27 pm

JUST FOR FUN
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Why I Will Never Teach Pre-School Kids Again!
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At the kindergarten where I work,there is a little girl named Vicky.
She is so cute and sweet.
Yesterday, just before knocking off, I found
her busy, trying to put on her shoes.
I approached her, and offered to help her.
It was such a torrid time.
The boots seemed to be smaller than her size.
It took me 5 minutes
to help her wear them.
When we were done,after making a steps away from her, she
called me and said "Teacher, you made me wear
banana".
When I looked at her shoes, to my
embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced her
shoes- the banana style.
Upon trying to take off the shoes again, it
took me 3 minutes.
After struggling so much I
eventually managed to remove them and tried
putting them on again, this time the correct
way.
However, it was more difficult than the
first time.
When I finished, she said: "Teacher, these
shoes are not mine!"
I really got angry, but since I work with little
kids, I had to be patient and control my anger.
I struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked
Vicky where her own shoes were and this is
what she said:
"These shoes belong to my sister, my mum is
the one who made me wear them in the
morning today".
This time I boiled in anger. But since I always
do my job perfectly and whole heartedly, I
helped her to put on the shoes again.
When
we were done, Vicky pulled another shocker,
yet again. "What about the socks, teacher?"
she asked.
I wondered whether I should laugh or cry.
Politely and swiftly I asked her, "Where are the
socks Vicky?"
She innocently replied: "I shoved them in my
shoes, they are in front of my toes"
I Simply Resigned!

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Postby Khulanithedogg » Sat Apr 29, 2017 5:38 pm

A 10 yrs old boy and girl were playing....

Boy: haha look at my thing i pee with you dont have it hahaha..

Girl: lol i dont care my sister told me with this (vagina) i can get as many of those i want....

Boy: confused lol...

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Postby yosh » Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:33 pm

If bar tenders aren’t allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people, then McDonald’s shouldn’t be allowed to sell food to fat people.
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Re: Joke Battles

Postby Ken » Thu May 04, 2017 12:45 am

I started fearing nyaope the day I saw my neighbour's son dancing to the sound of my generator. When I switched it off, he asked me 'who sings that song'?...... because I was afraid he would beat me I said "Yamaha Ft Petrol"

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Re: Joke Battles

Postby ARvion » Wed May 31, 2017 9:19 pm

Dad:who is president of South Africa?

Son:Robbert Mogabe...

(Dad slaps his son.)

Dad:its Jacob Zuma!..concentrate on your studies..

Son:who is mr.Phiri?

Dad:I don't know...

(Son slaps his dad)

Son:its mom's boyfriend!.Concentrate on your marriage

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Postby Diamond » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:21 am

I nearly fainted
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