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Last day at School and teacher giving her pupils some advice's before there last day at school comes to an end

Last day at School and teacher giving her pupils some advice's before there last day at school comes to an end

Postby Mpendulo » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:40 pm

(Last day at School and teacher giving her pupils some advice's before there last day at school comes to an end.)

Teacher:Do you guys read the Bible?
Learners:Yes Mam!!!!(with a high pitch,but the other learner isn't responding)
Teacher:S'dumo,why aren't you reading the bible?
S'dumo:I do Mam!
Teacher:then why didn't you respond?
S'dumo:Sorry mam
Teacher:Do you know that s_ex before marriage is a SIN?(asking the whole class)
Learners:YYYYYESSSSSSS!!!!!!
Teacher:Am glad that you know,it shows that you read your bible.
please my children stay away from s_ex cause that's a SIN.
Learners:we will Mam.
(before the Teacher set her foot out of the door)
S'dumo:Sorry MAM!!!!
Teacher:Yes S'dumo
S'dumo:can I ask you something personal?
Teacher:Yes you can my boi(teacher got amazed because S'dumo isn't the type of learner who ask too much)
S'dumo:Are your parents Married?
Teacher:No(with a sad face)
S'dumo:Do you know what that means?
Teacher:Yes boi,it means I should get married.
S'dumo:Noooo mam,it means you're a SIN.
(S'dumo was expelled from School)

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Postby Theotherguy » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:39 pm

Lol ash sdomo
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Postby ElviaGoldner » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:13 am

S'dumo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bornwisest » Sun Dec 25, 2016 9:30 pm

He's right though
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Postby MELLOWYELLOW » Mon Jan 09, 2017 3:19 pm

Hahaha...sdumo got DE point thou*
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Postby quakes » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:59 am

Kwaa
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Postby cthibo » Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:25 am

Weeeh sdumo
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Postby Cherish » Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:03 am

Hahaaa!
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Postby Leeyaanoo98 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:57 am

haa, like really bad for the guy
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Postby Rorisang » Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:36 pm

Hahaha #Dead S'dumo maan
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Postby Nondzaba68 » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:44 pm

Loool uworse uSdumo
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Postby lerato23 » Wed May 10, 2017 8:53 pm

look this joke just made my night
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Postby tcee » Tue May 16, 2017 7:13 am

hahahaha.ya neh sdumo.he has a point.
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Postby Peedon69 » Tue May 16, 2017 8:08 pm

Hawu ndoda kanti iphi i-punch line?

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Postby natasha » Mon May 29, 2017 1:05 pm

lmao some kids are fuckin' insane ey
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Postby Baebe » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:34 am

Lols....Yoh
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Postby LEFTURE » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:52 pm

LOLAG
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