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love nd romenc

love nd romenc

Postby loverboyskn » Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:20 am

hi guy am new here so my topic is wht wll u do or say if ths ws u or it hppn to u I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
A woman was having s_ex in an
apartment 20 floors high with another
man. She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move. Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have
s_ex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have s_ex now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got
my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said: Damn I
am so loving, I will f*ck this robot…he
tried f*cking. The man started talking in
a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE… SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly…I am throwing it out of the
window…The man realized that he was
on the 20th floor and said…
“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY poking AGAIN...

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Re: love nd romenc

Postby MowtreezyTlamelo » Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:01 pm

Damn man! How could you try to rape this damn f***n robot
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