If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money...she comes back begging...
My brother...Forgive her...promise her marriage...Tell her family that you want to renovate their house...Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR.
I'VE taken that one into consideration.
Lol bathong hao moja yaz
THIS IS WHY I HATE VISITING RICH
QS: watwould you like to drink; fruit
ANS: "Tea please"
QS: Ceylon tea,herbal tea, bush
tea,honey bush tea, ice tea or green
ANS: "Ceylon tea please"
QS: " How would you like it ? Black or
ANS: "WHITE PLEASE"
QS: " Milk, whitener, or condensed
ANS: "Milk please"
QS: "Goat milk, , camel milk, or cow
ANS: "Cow milk please"
QS: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner
ANS:"Afrikaner cow please"
QS: "WARM OR COLD"
ANS: "Warm please"
QS: "Full cream,low fat, or fat free?"
ANS: "Ummmm....I'll rather take it
QS:"Would you like it with sweetner,
sugar or honey?
ANS:" WITH SUGAR PLEASE"
QS: "Cane sugar,or Beet sugar"
ANS:" Canesugar please"
QS: "White, brown,or yellow sugar?"
ANS: "JUST FORGET ABOUT TEA ,I'LL
HAVE A GLASS OF WATER INSTEAD
QS: " Mineral or still water?"
ANS:" MINERAL WATER PLEASE"
QS : " Flavoured or non flavoured?"
ANS: " hey VOETSKEK man ! just give
water from the river ! I dont
wannaknow which river, and stop
asking me too many questions.
JUST FOR FUN
Why I Will Never Teach Pre-School Kids Again!
At the kindergarten where I work,there is a little girl named Vicky.
She is so cute and sweet.
Yesterday, just before knocking off, I found
her busy, trying to put on her shoes.
I approached her, and offered to help her.
It was such a torrid time.
The boots seemed to be smaller than her size.
It took me 5 minutes
to help her wear them.
When we were done,after making a steps away from her, she
called me and said "Teacher, you made me wear
When I looked at her shoes, to my
embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced her
shoes- the banana style.
Upon trying to take off the shoes again, it
took me 3 minutes.
After struggling so much I
eventually managed to remove them and tried
putting them on again, this time the correct
However, it was more difficult than the
When I finished, she said: "Teacher, these
shoes are not mine!"
I really got angry, but since I work with little
kids, I had to be patient and control my anger.
I struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked
Vicky where her own shoes were and this is
what she said:
"These shoes belong to my sister, my mum is
the one who made me wear them in the
This time I boiled in anger. But since I always
do my job perfectly and whole heartedly, I
helped her to put on the shoes again.
we were done, Vicky pulled another shocker,
yet again. "What about the socks, teacher?"
I wondered whether I should laugh or cry.
Politely and swiftly I asked her, "Where are the
She innocently replied: "I shoved them in my
shoes, they are in front of my toes"
I Simply Resigned!
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