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Joke of The Day

Joke of The Day

Postby Snarf » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:40 pm

If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money...she comes back begging...
My brother...Forgive her...promise her marriage...Tell her family that you want to renovate their house...Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR.

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Re: Joke of The Day

Postby Mpendulo » Mon Jan 09, 2017 10:12 am

I'VE taken that one into consideration.

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Re: Joke of The Day

Postby Rorisang » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:40 pm

Lol bathong hao moja yaz

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Re: Joke of The Day

Postby Ken » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:25 pm

THIS IS WHY I HATE VISITING RICH
PEOPLE!
QS: watwould you like to drink; fruit
juice,soda, tea,milo,chocolate,or
coffee?
ANS: "Tea please"
QS: Ceylon tea,herbal tea, bush
tea,honey bush tea, ice tea or green
tea?
ANS: "Ceylon tea please"
QS: " How would you like it ? Black or
white?"
ANS: "WHITE PLEASE"
QS: " Milk, whitener, or condensed
milk?"
ANS: "Milk please"
QS: "Goat milk, , camel milk, or cow
milk?"
ANS: "Cow milk please"
QS: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner
cow?
ANS:"Afrikaner cow please"
QS: "WARM OR COLD"
ANS: "Warm please"
QS: "Full cream,low fat, or fat free?"
ANS: "Ummmm....I'll rather take it
black please"
QS:"Would you like it with sweetner,
sugar or honey?
ANS:" WITH SUGAR PLEASE"
QS: "Cane sugar,or Beet sugar"
ANS:" Canesugar please"
QS: "White, brown,or yellow sugar?"
ANS: "JUST FORGET ABOUT TEA ,I'LL
HAVE A GLASS OF WATER INSTEAD
PLEASE."
QS: " Mineral or still water?"
ANS:" MINERAL WATER PLEASE"
QS : " Flavoured or non flavoured?"
ANS: " hey VOETSKEK man ! just give
water from the river ! I dont
wannaknow which river, and stop
asking me too many questions.
NXAAAAAA!!! ..
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Re: Joke of The Day

Postby Ken » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:26 pm

JUST FOR FUN
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Why I Will Never Teach Pre-School Kids Again!
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At the kindergarten where I work,there is a little girl named Vicky.
She is so cute and sweet.
Yesterday, just before knocking off, I found
her busy, trying to put on her shoes.
I approached her, and offered to help her.
It was such a torrid time.
The boots seemed to be smaller than her size.
It took me 5 minutes
to help her wear them.
When we were done,after making a steps away from her, she
called me and said "Teacher, you made me wear
banana".
When I looked at her shoes, to my
embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced her
shoes- the banana style.
Upon trying to take off the shoes again, it
took me 3 minutes.
After struggling so much I
eventually managed to remove them and tried
putting them on again, this time the correct
way.
However, it was more difficult than the
first time.
When I finished, she said: "Teacher, these
shoes are not mine!"
I really got angry, but since I work with little
kids, I had to be patient and control my anger.
I struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked
Vicky where her own shoes were and this is
what she said:
"These shoes belong to my sister, my mum is
the one who made me wear them in the
morning today".
This time I boiled in anger. But since I always
do my job perfectly and whole heartedly, I
helped her to put on the shoes again.
When
we were done, Vicky pulled another shocker,
yet again. "What about the socks, teacher?"
she asked.
I wondered whether I should laugh or cry.
Politely and swiftly I asked her, "Where are the
socks Vicky?"
She innocently replied: "I shoved them in my
shoes, they are in front of my toes"
I Simply Resigned!
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