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Facts about being single.

Facts about being single.

Postby Mpendulo » Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:00 am

10 interesting facts about being single:

1.Gain weight continuously
2.Make lots of female friends
3.Can dress the way you want too
4.You can be online the whole night without someone bragging you about,"who were you chatting with?,that made you sleep at 05:00am
5.You can upload a status that say:"SINGLE",without considering a status respond that says,"Some person's aren't smart enough to realize the sacrifice we make for them"
6.Your mom becomes the only loved lady in your life
7.You auto tune into being a love adviser because you want others to be like you
8.You can stay the whole day,week,months,nor year without making a call,cause no one will be like,"eeeeeeehhhh asisa fonelwa thina nabe ngubani owa-delete amanamba ami efonini yakho,congratulations to that essential newly girl/boyfriend of yours but am telling you what goes around comes around bhuti/sisi wabantu".
9.You can compliment any lady or gentleman that seems beautiful/handsome without explaining your statement to someone
10.You can like my on F.B "SELF HOSPITALIZATION",so that we can be single together.

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Re: Facts about being single.

Postby Leeyaanoo98 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:49 am

haaa haa, I like number 4 becouse it seems like that no. its talking to me
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