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Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Postby maco » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:44 am

Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Troubled muso, Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini is crying out for help.

The 39-year-old says his life is now a mess and that misfortunes torment him at every turn.

The reason for his suffering is not amadlozi, ancestors or anything of the sort.

He says it’s the dreaded Illuminati!



Zola said his life is a flop because he refused to join the infamous Illuminati. And apparently they would never leave him alone because his talents are just what they need for him to be working for them in exchange for all his material wishes.

“They want me to sell my soul, they have approached me numerous telling me to reconsider or my life will keep on crumbling down. They even went on to mention some popular artists who are making it big with them. Of course I won’t mention the names, but you would be very surprised that most of the newcomers on the scene are part of that evil cult. But not me, they will never get me!


A deeply depressed Zola added that he had decided to quit Kwaito thinking they would leave him alone but alas they keep tormenting him.

Zola claimed that he now fears for his life given the persistence and ‘crazy’ demands of the Illuminati.

He is appealing to prophets such as Mboro and Bushiri so that at least he can get some sleep at night, a luxury he hardly gets to enjoy these days. “They pay me(Illuminati representatives) random visits at night, tormenting me, whenever it gets dark, I dread sleeping, for I know my troubles would have started. If you can please get the Prophets to help me, even powerful Sangomas, I don’t mind, I just want to be at peace again.



Zola furnished us with the Illuminati representatives’ contact details but we were too scared to establish contact with them by the time of writing this satirical piece.
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Re: Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Postby bmodiba93 » Mon Aug 29, 2016 5:11 pm

I think u should be baptist

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Re: Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Postby Nkazi » Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:55 am

Why is he looking for help at all the wrong places? It's like Harry Potter fighting evil with evil lol. May he should ask some guy who came here some years ago to save people like him.

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Postby pulentle » Sat Sep 03, 2016 2:55 pm

Tjoo
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Re: Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Postby mal » Mon Sep 05, 2016 2:21 pm

Go to Z.C.C they will help u
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Re: Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Postby masiya » Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:14 pm

Do u mean it.
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Re: Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Postby bmodiba93 » Mon Sep 12, 2016 10:50 pm

I think you should go to moria,I'm serious is not a Joke⛪
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Re: Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Postby Shady » Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:01 pm

Lol at Nkazi true that it's either his actually confessing that his also part of this evil pratice but outing it indirect

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Re: Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Postby Nomakhaya » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:16 am

Tell Zola to read Romans:10 verse 9 in his BIBLE and read it everyday and keep on confessing it everyday before he sleeps.And continue to read the word of God and he should let God continue to lead his life.

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Postby benket » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:09 pm

Show the devil the door autiyam
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Re: Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Postby Trever » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:16 pm

Give me the prays he uses on the occult and i can help him. Words are spoken words can be reversed.
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Re: Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Postby august » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:45 pm

Brother pray hard this is nt a joke, get pastors to pray fr u also bt the power is in ur mouth tlk to god through a prayer,ask about fasting on church members once you hv started the devil wll play far, I nearly joined when I was struggling in music bt I prayed hard nt to,23 years struggling to be recognised, bt I prayed to god to open doors fr me Cs God's time is the best time, nw I am happy got a deal, I was busy in the joburg studio with my album, pray my brother nothing beats a prayer
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Postby zamani » Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:26 am

mmm! it so much pain
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Postby Vioson » Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:53 am

This is crap.
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Re: Bonginkosi “Zola” Dlamini wants help getting out of the Illuminati

Postby Reffdon » Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:47 am

Who are those celebrities who are on illuminati that u talking about 'coz I once tried to join and was confirmed as a member and they gave me the certificate
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Postby Tsitsi » Tue Dec 20, 2016 8:26 am

Visit pastor DOOM
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